Resident Evil: Retribution trailer is full of Sony products, questions

Things we’ve learned from the first trailer for this Fall’s Resident Evil: Retribution starring Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Johann Urb, Michelle Rodriguez, and Bingbing Li:

  • Sony really wants you to buy a Vita, Sony Tablet, Sony MP3 player, and Sony cell phone as a fake commercial for Sony electronics (with music from The Who and a voiceover from Patrick Stewart) takes up 33 seconds of a teaser trailer that is only 78 seconds long.
  • Whoa! Ada Wong is in this movie!

Questions that need answering thanks to the last 45 seconds of the trailer:

  • How did Alice and company escape from the cliffhanger at the end of Resident Evil: Afterlife?
  • How did Alice take over the White House?
  • Why are there dragons flying everywhere?
  • How is Michelle Rodriguez’s character even alive?
  • Whoa! How awesome is it that Ada Wong in this movie?

Resident Evil: Retribution opens in theaters this Fall in 3D. Though I think the opening fakeout commercial will become a real commercial much sooner than that.

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