No, that’s not a typo. Welcome to the Weekly Warp-Up, your weekly wrap-up of the biggest and the best articles posted at Warp Zoned this week…
Did you know that Kohl’s (and Toys R Us) will not close for the next 90 hours? Who would go to Kohl’s at like four in the morning to shop for clothes? That’s madness! But that is apparently the reality we live in now.
So how about a little unreality to go along with it? Like the unreal notion that the Contra-inpsired crazines of Bullet Bros did not reach its Kickstarter goal? We sat down with developer Jason Stokes and got “Deep in the [Stuff]” discussing the game, moustache rides, and November rain.
Our UK Correspondent, Andrew Rainnie, also checked in with the state of the Wii U again and he has tried to make the case that it’s The Little Engine That Could (and Should). If you love your Wii U, you should check it out.
If you haven’t already left the house to go to Kohl’s, hit the jump for more news from the week that was.
The Week in New Games…
- This Week’s Releases: None
- This Week’s PlayStation Network Update: Minecraft: PS3 Edition, The Walking Dead: Season 2 Episode 1, Flow on PS4/Vita, and more.
- This Week’s XBL Store Update: Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag, The Walking Dead: Season 2 Episode 1
- This Week’s Nintendo Download: 3D Streets of Rage, Knytt Underground, Castlevania, and more.
- Next Week’s Releases: None
Amazing Paperboy Delivers…
- EA says all those lawsuits over Battlefield 4 are “meritless.”
- Activision has revealed the DLC plans and a Season Pass for Call of Duty: Ghosts.
- Capcom delays Dead Rising 3: Operation Broken Eagle.
- Diablo III: Reaper of Souls will make its PC debut on March 25.
- Dr. Luigi will
deal drugsdispense medication on the Wii U eShop on December 31.
- NES Remix makes micro-challenges out of 16 of your favorite NES games.
- Tecmo Koei and Nintendo will team up to release Hyrule Warriors in 2014.
- Kickstarter has updated their statistics and announced that the “Games” category has seen $200 million in pledges since the site began.
- Surprise! Square Enix drops Tomb Raider I on iOS App Store with no warning.
- Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster is coming to the Vita as a single package after all.
- The standalone edition of DayZ is now available through Steam Early Access.
- Mojang has announced that Minecraft will be released for the PS4 and Vita in 2014.
- Here’s the first trailer for Lego The Hobbit. Martin Freeman fans… you’re welcome.
It’s A Secret To Everybody…
- Mass Effect 4 is playable within the walls of BioWare. And no, we can’t see it.
- Comedian Jay Mohr revealed that he is working on the “new Saints Row game,” even though Saints Row IV was just released.
- Tecmo Koei wants to assure everyone that Ninja Gaiden 4 is in development.
- No hoax, Fallout 4 is definitely in development at Bethesda.
The latest remix of Stan Bush’s “The Touch” gets a Transformers: Fall of Cybertron-styled music video. YOU GOT THE POWER… to go shopping!