Author: John Scalzo

John Scalzo is Warp Zoned's Editor-In-Chief and resident retro gaming expert. You can email him at john AT warpzoned DOT com.

This is how Nintendo is advertising the Wii U in the UK

With the console’s launch a little over a month away (it arrives in the UK on November 30), Nintendo has begun bombarding the airwaves with commercials for the Wii U. Watch what happens as you fling ninja stars at the screen in Nintendo Land (you yell “Pew! Pew! Pew” apparently) and watch how quickly the game jumps from your TV to your Wii U GamePad when your bored girlfriend demands the use of the telly (it happens very quickly).

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New trailer for BioShock Infinite wants you to fight “Beast of America”

With an assist from Nico Vega (and their song “Beast”), Irrational Games has cut together a beautiful new gameplay trailer for BioShock Infinite. The trailer is a showcase for the new Sky-Hook weapon, as well as Elizabeth’s contributions to the combat. And it is amazing. Oh, and beautiful, did I mention beautiful?

BioShock Infinite will be available for the PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 on February 26.

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Weekly Warp-Up: Best Ever Edition

No, that’s not a typo. Welcome to the Weekly Warp-Up, your weekly wrap-up of the biggest and the best articles posted at Warp Zoned this week…

It’s been a busy week here at Warp Zoned as the staff has been busy arguing over The Scientifically Proven Top 100 Video Games of All Time. We smashed together six previous Top 100 lists to create a “Meta Top 100” and produced what we think is the most “accurate” Top 100 list yet.

You might agree with our ranking… or you might disagree… but it’s certainly interesting.

Oh, who am I kidding? Everyone agrees that the greatest game of all time is Tetris.

What? You don’t agree? I guess that’s alright. You can still check out the rest of the news from the week that was after the break. (more…)

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New Releases: Medal of Honor Warfighter, Forza Horizon, Street Fighter X Tekken Vita

This week offers a slight break in the non-stop avalanche that is the Fall game rush, but there’s still a few interesting new releases including…

Hit the jump for even more new releases, including this year’s slate of Cabela’s games. (more…)

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Anarchy Reigns across US, Europe in January 2013

After inexplicably pushing the American release of Anarachy Reigns into limbo back in May, Sega confirmed today the game will make its way across the Pacific this January. Not only will the PS3 and Xbox 360 game be released on January 8 (January 11 in Europe), but it’ll also be available at a great price: $29.99.

“Focusing on online play with Anarchy Reigns presented a new challenge for us here at Platinum Games,” added Atsushi Inaba, Executive Director/Producer at Platinum Games. “Very few games fall under its genre of a melee-based online multiplayer brawler, so I think we’ve been able to supply a new kind of excitement that you can’t find anywhere else. While some time has passed since its Japan release, I look forward to having gamers in North American and Europe enjoy the Anarchy!”

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Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn – Part 3 is now available

It’s a fine Friday morning and that means one thing, a new episode of the Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn webseries is available for your viewing pleasure. It makes a nice companion to the David Fincher-produced/Tim Miller-directed Halo 4 live-action trailer that went live late last night.

So what’s in store for Part 3? How about the continuing adventures of Hastati Squad…

Just as Hastati Squad is confronted by a video of secret ONI super-soldiers, their war and their whole universe are changed forever by a much more deadly surprise.

The fourth part of the Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn webseries will be available next Friday, October 26.

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David Fincher-produced Halo 4 trailer shows us Master Chief’s face

“Scanned,” the David Fincher-produced and Tim Miller-directed launch trailer for Halo 4, has made its way online in extended form. So even if you saw it a few hours ago on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, you’ll want to watch it again. Why? Because at 1:09, you get to see the Master Chief’s face. Whoa!

The big guy begins his battle against “an ancient enemy” (which plays a huge part in this trailer), exclusively on the Xbox 360 on November 6.

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Nintendo Download: Super Mario 3D Land, Zelda OoT 3D, Star Fox 64 3D, Mario Kart 7

Nintendo has gone back and added four of 2011’s biggest retail 3DS games to the 3DS eShop. Super Mario 3D Land, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D, Star Fox 64 3D, and Mario Kart 7 are all now available for your downloading pleasure.

Another retail 3DS game, the fashionista fantasy Style Savvy: Trendsetters, will be added to the eShop on October 22.

Here’s a look at the rest of the new additions for Nintendo’s download services this week:

Sparkle Snapshots 3D (3DS eShop) – Use your Nintendo 3DS system’s cameras and this software’s easy-to-use camera settings to take 2D pictures, and then personalize your shots any way you want with layers of stickers, ribbons, pens and other 3D effects.

Gradius (3DS eShop) – Blast your way to victory in this classic side-scrolling shooter.

Puzzler World XL (DSiWare) – Boasting over 1,800 different puzzles, with favorites like Sudoku, crosswords and unique offerings like Link-A-Pix and Pieceword, puzzle fans are sure to find a wealth of fun in this unprecedented collection.

Reel Fishing Ocean Challenge (Wii Shop) – It’s a thrilling fishing experience for novices and master anglers alike!

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